The best thing about being single is sleeping around. You can sleep all over that big lonely bed of yours. Left, right, middle, wherever.
I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months
when someone taller than you hugs you and you kind of put your head on their chest and it feels really protective and warm like godamn if thats not the greatest shit in the world
radish is a really accurate name for a vegetable because they’re pretty cool but they’re not that cool